| % für C-Shell
$ für Bourne-Shell IYFP für "Insert You Favourite Politician" |
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% ar r God
ar: creating God
% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% "How would you rate IYFP's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% [Where is Godot?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ IYFP spent,
what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
% sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ drink < bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat > matter
matter: cannot create