| Alice Puper | Alice Cooper |
| Andreas VollWieGeier | Andreas Vollenweider |
| Anneliese Rothenbaumchaussee | Anneliese Rothenberger |
| Antonio WieWaldi | Antonio Vivaldi |
| Agathe Frankenstein | Aretha Franklin |
| Flachmann, Burner, Underfly | Bachmann, Turner, Overdrive |
| Billiges Idol | Billy Idol |
| Willi Weltmeer | Billy Ocean |
| Brutus Springstein | Bruce Springsteen |
| Brutus Fruehlingsjuengling | Bruce Springsteen |
| Burt Tanklaster | Burt Lancaster |
| Karl Ascheimer | Charles Aznavour |
| Klippenrichard und die Schatten | Cliff Richard and the Shadows |
| Knut Ostholz | Clint Eastwood |
| Dean Martini | Dean Martin |
| Deep Popel | Deep Purple |
| Der große Blockhaus | Der große Brockhaus |
| Plexis Mitleid-Flenners | Dexys Midnight Runners |
| John Donson | Don Johnson |
| Dr. Chicago | Dr. Schiwago |
| Effi niest | Effi Briest |
| Elvis Kastrillo | Elvis Costello |
| Elvis Kotzello | Elvis Costello |
| Elvis Preßluft | Elvis Presley |
| Pennerson, Snake & Charmer | Emerson, Lake & Palmer |
| Erich Bourbon | Eric Burdon |
| Erich Klappstuhl | Eric Clapton |
| Flieg'nich Weg | Fleetwood Mac |
| Frank Spinatra | Frank Sinatra |
| Frank Sinalco | Frank Sinatra |
| Schreifritz | Freischuetz |
| Gerald Sumpf | Gary Moore |
| Georg der Herrliche | George Harrison |
| Gottlieb Spiralgenick | Gottlieb Wendehals |
| Graeta Garbo | Greta Garbo |
| Jacks'n Hoses | Guns'n Roses |
| Bruedi Heil | Heidi Bruehl |
| Herber Oedegeier | Herbert Groenemeyer |
| Herbert Groelemeyer | Herbert Groenemeyer |
| Herbert GrueneEier | Herbert Groenemeyer |
| Herbert von Karamalz | Herbert von Karajahn |
| Herbert von Knatterjahn | Herbert von Karajahn |
| Howard Karpfenteich | Howard Carpendale |
| Howard Karpfenteil | Howard Carpendale |
| Howard Chippendale | Howard Carpendale |
| die rasche Jennifer | Jennifer Rush |
| Jeremias Baumwolle | Jerry Cotton |
| Johanna von Kotz Mich An | Johanna von Kochzian |
| Hans Dortmund | John Denver |
| Johann das Quadrat | John le Carre |
| Johannes und die Wirbelstuerme | Johnny and the Hurricans |
| Johannes Bargeld | Johnny Cash |
| Katharina Strauch | Kate Bush |
| die buschige Kaete | Kate Bush |
| Keili Monokel | Kylie Minogue |
| Lise Stanzfeld | Lisa Stansfield |
| Alois Starkarm | Louis Armstrong |
| Ludwig Armstark | Louis Armstrong |
| Maria Stuttgart | Maria Steward |
| Marius' Muell im Westen lagern | Marius Mueller-Westernhagen |
| Michael der Jaeger | Mick Jagger |
| Mickey Gurke | Mickey Rourke |
| Mike Oelfield | Mike Oldfield |
| Napalm-Duo | Naabtal-Duo |
| Natron das Weiße von Messing | Nathan der Weise von Lessing |
| Ofra Haeschen | Ofra Haza |
| Junger Pole | Paul Young |
| Stink Floyd | Pink Floyd |
| Pro Kohl Warum ? | Prokol Harum |
| Richard Kleiderschrank | Richard Clayderman |
| Richard Aestchen | Rick Astley |
| Lick Ashtray | Rick Astley |
| Rick Astloch | Rick Astley |
| RiegelOtto | Rigoletto |
| Rodrigo Kellner | Rod Stewart |
| Swollen Bones | Rolling Stones |
| Schade | Sade |
| SagJa | Saga |
| St.Anna | Santana |
| SharkAttack | Shakatak |
| Simon und Furunkel | Simon and Garfunkel |
| Shithead O'Connor | Sinhead O'Connor |
| Skinhead O'Connor | Sinhead O'Connor |
| Graffi Stef | Steffi Graf |
| Stefan Mueller Bande | Steve Miller Band |
| Stefan Wunderlich | Stevie Wonder |
| Stink | Sting |
| Schock, Ekel, Wasserkopf | Stock, Aitken, Waterman |
| D'Sau | T'Pau |
| Die Igels | The Eagles |
| Die Bullen | The Police |
| Die Zuckerhuegel-Bande | The Sugarhill Gang |
| Tracy Schlappman | Tracy Chapman |
| Wal Disney | Walt Disney |
| Ostern von Morgen | Western von Gestern |
| Wilfriede Husten | Whitney Huston |
| Clara Zylinder | Zarah Leander |
| Clara Zander | Zarah Leander |
| ZZ Flop | ZZ Top |